CHENEY'S GOT A GUN
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produced by The Bob Rivers Show
(Lead vocals by Spike O'Neill)
LYRICS
Dick Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney's got a gun
The safety's come undone
He's squintin' in the Texas sun
What did our leader do?
Who'd he put a bullet through?
They said when Cheney goes to Texas
You'll find him huntin' fish and game
His buddy had it comin'
Cuz when Cheney's got a gun
He's just not that good at takin' aim
Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney's shot someone
Cindy Sheehan better run
Better watch her liberal buns
Tell him that the war's not through
He'll probably put a hole in you
He tracked a little bitty birdy
Hopin' to blow out its brains
They say the spell that he gets under
From double barrel thunder
Makes his eyes pop out like he's insane
Run away, run away from the Vice President
Run away, run away, run from Dick Che-ee-ay-ee-nee
Dick Cheney's got a gun
The safety's come undone
Cindy Sheehan better run
He a weapon of mass destruction
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HANG ON STEVENS
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courtesy of The Al Franken Show
Performed by:
Mike Ruekberg and
2 Tickets 2 Paradise
Lyrics by Ben Wikler
Idea by Al Franken
LYRICS
Hang on Stevens, Stevens hang on
Hang on Stevens, Stevens hang on
Stevens might be eighty six years old
But I think he looks spry when he's wearing that robe
Stevens I don't care if you loose your mind
Just wait until Bush leaves before you resign
And in the same vein
Hang on Ginsburg, Ginsburg hang on
Hang on Ginsburg, Ginsburg hang on
Cancer sucks and I hope it never comes again
But even if it does please just stay on the bench
Just keep on keeping on girl, you're doing just fine
Until January Twenty of Two Thousand and Nine
Everybody
Hang on Stevens, Stevens hang on
Please!
Hang on Ginsburg, Ginsburg hang on
Even Kennedy hang on, Kennedy even you
Even Kennedy hang on, Kennedy even you
Please live long Breyer
Live long, live long
Oh live long Souter
Live long, live long
Oh live long Ginsburg
Live long, live long
Oh live long Stevens
Live long, live long
Just stay on that court
hang on, hang on
Just please stay on that court
hang on, hang on
Shake it, shake it, shake it Stevens
hang on, hang on
Shake it, shake it, shake it Ginsburg
hang on, hang on
Hang on Stevens, Stevens hang on
Hang on Stevens, Stevens hang on
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